Okay. So it’s a bench seat with no seat belts. So, you’ll be shagging while your autonomous car hauls your ass around. Future crash scenes will be a sight to behold. “Damn, Irv… How the hell did they get in that position?” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10372801/Cadillac-debuts-InnerSpace-autonomous-two-seater-concept-car-CES-features-single-loveseat.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10372801/Cadillac-debuts-InnerSpace-autonomous-two-seater-concept-car-CES-features-single-loveseat.html
“Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was arrested Sunday night after she repeatedly punched the victim and struck him with a belt, brass plate, and cell phone, cops allege.” “During the attack inside a Columbia residence, Parrino, who was naked, chased the man around the home before pushing him to the ground and sitting atop him. WhileContinue reading “Woman Arrested, Tried To Force Oral Activity”
Talk about a dysfunctional family. But, for all the motherfuckers out there, be careful! Oh, well. I guess that’s one way to celebrate the holidays. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/massachusetts-family-shock-619325
https://nypost.com/2021/12/09/mom-48-stole-daughters-identity-to-date-younger-guys/ Beware! Cougar on the prowl.
https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-massage-table-photo-sex-toys-ghislaine-maxwell-trial-2021-12 I wonder, do the jurors get to try out the sex toys? In the interest of justice, of course.
https://www.insider.com/italy-gynecologist-claimed-sex-could-cure-hpv-cancer-2021-12 “ An esteemed Italian gynecologist tried to persuade female patients into engaging in sexual intercourse with him by claiming that it could rid them of human papillomavirus, or HPV, according to reports. Professor Giovanni Miniello, 68, from the southern Italian city of Bari, told several women that his penis, which he referred to asContinue reading “An eminent gynecologist was arrested on suspicion of tricking patients into having sex with him, claiming he could prevent cancer with his ‘magic flute’”
https://www.the-sun.com/news/4193896/first-lesbian-sex-robots-coming-soon/ The most interesting part. “Now, the company will soon roll out its first-ever male sex robot, Henry.” “…Henry will come equipped with artificial intelligence and a fully-functioning penis strong enough to “lift trucks.”” What a great idea. Not only can they sell them to the sexbot market, but to truck mechanics as well. PureContinue reading “Henry The Sex Robot”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/kentucky-stabbing-275901 That’s why I loan my sex toys to no one. No one.
“Police in India are investigating the death of a man who used epoxy adhesive to seal his private parts during sex, according to multiple reports.” https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-indian-man-epoxy-adhesive-condom-death-investigation-20210825-js7dnboznfdeji4h2lrslbbgxm-story.html I bet he exploded. The pressure builds and builds until BLAMMO! I’m just glad I wasn’t near ground zero. I’ve heard of spontaneous human combustion but never human detonation.Continue reading “Going Out With A Bang”