Nutty Nancy’s Husband Attacked With Hammer

My first thought was that Paul Pelosi’s injuries were self inflicted. He sobered up, realized that he was married to Nancy and attempted to beat himself to death with a hammer. Then the real shit started to arrive. Here’s an article, Five Fast Facts to Know About David Depape. Link: https://heavy.com/news/david-depape/ And another article: DavidContinue reading “Nutty Nancy’s Husband Attacked With Hammer”

Elon Musk fans beg for Tesla sex robot after billionaire promises ‘Catgirl’ Optimus

“Elon Musk has caused a Twitter storm after promising a “catgirl” version of his Optimus robot, with excited fans hoping this could mean the birth of a Tesla sex robot.” So instead of just saying “Fuck Tesla,” folks will be able to fuck a Tesla. Ain’t technology great? The link: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/elon-musk-fans-beg-tesla-28128328

Rise In Popularity Of Anal Sex Has Led To Health Problems For Women

“Incontinence, bleeding and STIs among consequences, say two surgeons, who want doctors to raise the topic with patients.” Well, women say they want to be treated like men. I guess that includes HIV treatment. Here’s the link: https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fsociety%2F2022%2Faug%2F11%2Frise-in-popularity-of-anal-sex-has-led-to-health-problems-for-women

U.S. monkeypox case reported, as Spain, Portugal report infections in growing outbreak

“The United States confirmed a case of monkeypox infection on Wednesday in a man who recently traveled to Canada. It is not yet clear if the man, who lives in Massachusetts and who traveled to Canada by car, is connected to the growing outbreak of monkeypox cases in Europe.” “Most of the cases have beenContinue reading “U.S. monkeypox case reported, as Spain, Portugal report infections in growing outbreak”

Biden’s New Appointee: What Kind Of Animals Does He Fuck?

I’m betting it’s dogs, going by the other shit he does. I’ll throw some quotes from the article at you. “A recent, high-level hire at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy is a drag queen, LGBTQ+ activist who has “lectured” on kink at college campuses and participated in interviews about fetish roleplay. InContinue reading “Biden’s New Appointee: What Kind Of Animals Does He Fuck?”

Police investigate call for woman’s corpse in park only to find out it was a discarded sex doll

“JONES COUNTY – Imagine their surprise when the Jones County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of a deceased woman on a trail in the Hitchiti National Forest only to find it was a lifesized sex doll.” ““Our crack team of investigators arrived on scene, along with Deputy Matthew Dennis, who quickly recognized the bodyContinue reading “Police investigate call for woman’s corpse in park only to find out it was a discarded sex doll”

Woman Allegedly Raped – Virtually – In The Metaverse “Getting Zucked”

“A woman in the U.K. wrote in a December Medium blog post that she was sexually harassed and raped in the virtual game Horizon Worlds developed by Meta, formerly known as Facebook.“ “In the post, she details watching her avatar get raped by a handful of male avatars, who took photos and sent her comments like “don’t pretend youContinue reading “Woman Allegedly Raped – Virtually – In The Metaverse “Getting Zucked””

Man Dies In “Happy Ending” Massage

“A British man has reportedly died inside a “happy ending” massage parlour in a Thai city, after falling asleep and then choking during the procedure.” “The pensioner was pronounced dead before his body was moved to the hospital.” Whoa! When you pay for a “happy ending” they really give you a happy ending. At leastContinue reading “Man Dies In “Happy Ending” Massage”