U.S. monkeypox case reported, as Spain, Portugal report infections in growing outbreak

“The United States confirmed a case of monkeypox infection on Wednesday in a man who recently traveled to Canada. It is not yet clear if the man, who lives in Massachusetts and who traveled to Canada by car, is connected to the growing outbreak of monkeypox cases in Europe.” “Most of the cases have beenContinue reading “U.S. monkeypox case reported, as Spain, Portugal report infections in growing outbreak”

Biden’s New Appointee: What Kind Of Animals Does He Fuck?

I’m betting it’s dogs, going by the other shit he does. I’ll throw some quotes from the article at you. “A recent, high-level hire at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy is a drag queen, LGBTQ+ activist who has “lectured” on kink at college campuses and participated in interviews about fetish roleplay. InContinue reading “Biden’s New Appointee: What Kind Of Animals Does He Fuck?”

Police investigate call for woman’s corpse in park only to find out it was a discarded sex doll

“JONES COUNTY – Imagine their surprise when the Jones County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of a deceased woman on a trail in the Hitchiti National Forest only to find it was a lifesized sex doll.” ““Our crack team of investigators arrived on scene, along with Deputy Matthew Dennis, who quickly recognized the bodyContinue reading “Police investigate call for woman’s corpse in park only to find out it was a discarded sex doll”

Woman Allegedly Raped – Virtually – In The Metaverse “Getting Zucked”

“A woman in the U.K. wrote in a December Medium blog post that she was sexually harassed and raped in the virtual game Horizon Worlds developed by Meta, formerly known as Facebook.“ “In the post, she details watching her avatar get raped by a handful of male avatars, who took photos and sent her comments like “don’t pretend youContinue reading “Woman Allegedly Raped – Virtually – In The Metaverse “Getting Zucked””

Man Dies In “Happy Ending” Massage

“A British man has reportedly died inside a “happy ending” massage parlour in a Thai city, after falling asleep and then choking during the procedure.” “The pensioner was pronounced dead before his body was moved to the hospital.” Whoa! When you pay for a “happy ending” they really give you a happy ending. At leastContinue reading “Man Dies In “Happy Ending” Massage”

Man Finds Unicorn – And Fucks It.

“A man who engaged in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store in Florida was sentenced today to six months probation after pleading no contest to indecent exposure and criminal mischief charges.” “Cody Meader, 22, entered his misdemeanor plea before a Circuit Court judge who also ordered theContinue reading “Man Finds Unicorn – And Fucks It.”

Man Arrested For Theft Of Two “Masturbators”

“According to a criminal complaint, Jacob McFarland last week entered the Adult World emporium in North Wales, a Philadelphia suburb, and walked out with a pair of masturbators, a $95.99 Fleshlight model and the Autoblow A.I. (which retails for about $250)” “The Autoblow’s creators contend the 10-speed masturbator–which plugs into a wall outlet–“uses artificial intelligence toContinue reading “Man Arrested For Theft Of Two “Masturbators””