Man Finds Unicorn – And Fucks It.

“A man who engaged in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store in Florida was sentenced today to six months probation after pleading no contest to indecent exposure and criminal mischief charges.” “Cody Meader, 22, entered his misdemeanor plea before a Circuit Court judge who also ordered theContinue reading “Man Finds Unicorn – And Fucks It.”

Texas teacher ‘locked Covid-positive son in car boot’

“A US teacher has been arrested after allegedly locking her Covid-positive son in a car boot to protect herself from exposure to the virus as she drove to a testing site, say local media.“ “A witness called police after hearing someone in the vehicle’s trunk on 3 January at the site in Harris County, Texas, accordingContinue reading “Texas teacher ‘locked Covid-positive son in car boot’”

Man Arrested For Theft Of Two “Masturbators”

“According to a criminal complaint, Jacob McFarland last week entered the Adult World emporium in North Wales, a Philadelphia suburb, and walked out with a pair of masturbators, a $95.99 Fleshlight model and the Autoblow A.I. (which retails for about $250)” “The Autoblow’s creators contend the 10-speed masturbator–which plugs into a wall outlet–“uses artificial intelligence toContinue reading “Man Arrested For Theft Of Two “Masturbators””

Seattle Police Faked Reports Of Armed Proud Boys

“After a precinct captain approved a “misinformation effort,” officers fabricated sightings of Proud Boys with guns, a brewing fight with protesters, and a police response.“ “Seattle police staged sightings of Proud Boys in conversations on public police radio frequencies during last year’s protests over George Floyd’s murder, just after protesters had taken control of a policeContinue reading “Seattle Police Faked Reports Of Armed Proud Boys”

Manhattan DA Surrenders To Criminals

“Manhattan’s new DA has ordered his prosecutors to stop seeking prison sentences for hordes of criminals and to downgrade felony charges in cases including armed robberies and drug dealing, according to a set of progressive policies made public Tuesday.” “Armed robbers who use guns or other deadly weapons to stick up stores and other businessesContinue reading “Manhattan DA Surrenders To Criminals”

NYC Considers Race In Distributing Covid Treatments

“New York City will take a patient’s race into account when distributing potentially life-saving COVID treatments, the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene revealed on their website.” “The city will “consider race and ethnicity when assessing individual risk,” reads the agency’s official guidance from Dec. 20, which adds that “longstanding systemic health and social inequities” can contributeContinue reading “NYC Considers Race In Distributing Covid Treatments”

Woman Arrested, Tried To Force Oral Activity

“Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was arrested Sunday night after she repeatedly punched the victim and struck him with a belt, brass plate, and cell phone, cops allege.” “During the attack inside a Columbia residence, Parrino, who was naked, chased the man around the home before pushing him to the ground and sitting atop him. WhileContinue reading “Woman Arrested, Tried To Force Oral Activity”

In A City Without Balls, Bitches Rule

Check this out. Some bitch went into a Rite Aid in LA with a pickaxe, threatened employees and customers, and shoplifted. Why anyone would stay in that dog’s ass city is beyond me. Well, I suppose some people have businesses they can’t sell and others have pensions they’re waiting on, but damn. The city governmentContinue reading “In A City Without Balls, Bitches Rule”

Investment Banker Punches Teenage Girl In Road Rage Incident

DECEMBER 22–An investment banker driving a Porsche convertible punched a 16-year-old girl in the face after berating the teenager for cutting him off in traffic on a Florida roadway, police charge. Investigators say Stephen Irvin Saunders IV “became enraged” Thursday evening when the victim “accidentally cut off the suspect’s vehicle” on a roadway about threeContinue reading “Investment Banker Punches Teenage Girl In Road Rage Incident”