Study: People under 40 to experience ‘unprecedented life’ of climate disasters Well, fuck ’em. As an old guy I don’t really give a shit. If the young uns want to use public transportation or ride bicycles, that’s up to them. I’m gonna keep burning gasoline and diesel fuel till the day I die. If we leave a burnt-out planet to live on, maybe they canContinue reading “Study: People under 40 to experience ‘unprecedented life’ of climate disasters”

Going Out With A Bang

“Police in India are investigating the death of a man who used epoxy adhesive to seal his private parts during sex, according to multiple reports.” I bet he exploded. The pressure builds and builds until BLAMMO! I’m just glad I wasn’t near ground zero. I’ve heard of spontaneous human combustion but never human detonation.Continue reading “Going Out With A Bang”

Introduce Yourself (Example Post)

This is an example post, originally published as part of Blogging University. Enroll in one of our ten programs, and start your blog right. You’re going to publish a post today. Don’t worry about how your blog looks. Don’t worry if you haven’t given it a name yet, or you’re feeling overwhelmed. Just click theContinue reading “Introduce Yourself (Example Post)”

The Case Of The Orangutan Prostitute

Horrifying tale of prostitute orangutan who was chained to a bed, shaved daily and forced to perform sex acts on men How drunk would you have to be? Jesus Christ. And talk about danger – apes are incredibly strong. She might turn a reach-around into a pull-it off. Oh well, at least it isn’tContinue reading “The Case Of The Orangutan Prostitute”