Monkey Steals Key Evidence In Murder Trial

“A murder trial has had to be postponed under bizarre circumstances after a monkey stole several pieces of key evidence before the trial reached court.” “The monkey was able to snatch bits and pieces of evidence in the Indian murder trial, with a total report of 15 separate missing items of evidence, including a knife.” The monkey is currentlyContinue reading “Monkey Steals Key Evidence In Murder Trial”

I Ate Like Warren Buffett For A Week – And It Was Miserable

“”I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among 6-year-olds, so I decided to eat like a 6-year-old,” Buffett told Fortune. “It’s the safest course I can take.”” “The cornerstone of the Buffett diet – cherry coke.” I think that diet would kill me, but if you want to give it a try,Continue reading “I Ate Like Warren Buffett For A Week – And It Was Miserable”

A Wild Turkey Is Attacking People in D.C. Multiple Agencies Are In Pursuit

““Because of those turkeys!” says Mr. Robinson, 70, a retired court-services employee. “I was attacked there. Three weeks ago. I was trying to get away from him and he came after me. He wouldn’t let me pass.” “ “The suspect: a male, heavyset, 3½-feet tall, with a blue head and neck, pink flaps on his chinContinue reading “A Wild Turkey Is Attacking People in D.C. Multiple Agencies Are In Pursuit”

Washington Woman Falls Headfirst Into Pit Toilet

“QUILCENE, Wash. — A woman who accidentally dropped her cellphone into the hole of a pit toilet and fell in while trying to retrieve it had to be rescued by firefighters in Washington state.” File this one under Deep Shit News. The link: https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2022/04/washington-woman-rescued-after-falling-headfirst-in-pit-toilet-trying-to-retrieve-phone.html?utm_source=WhoWhatWhy+Now&utm_campaign=2be5680257-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2_1_2021_16_41_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6b3f79a618-2be5680257-251739279

Rare and Amusing Insults: Cockalorum, Snollygoster, and More

How dare you called me a ninnyhammer you pillock! “Cockalorum” “Definition – a boastful and self-important person; a strutting little fellow” I’m linking to this in an effort to improve the quality of insults in spoken and written communication. I’m going to make an effort to use some of these as the occasion merits. The link:Continue reading “Rare and Amusing Insults: Cockalorum, Snollygoster, and More”