Category Archives: Silly Shit

Puppy-Boy Brinton Steals Another Bag

“A new felony arrest warrant has just been issued for Sam Brinton, the senior Department of Energy official who just weeks ago confessed to stealing luggage at the Minneapolis airport on Sept 16.” “Now, the ostentatiously “non-binary” deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition stands accused of perpetrating the same crime at the Las Vegas airport, according to KLAS. The dateContinue reading “Puppy-Boy Brinton Steals Another Bag”

Nutty Nancy’s Husband Attacked With Hammer

My first thought was that Paul Pelosi’s injuries were self inflicted. He sobered up, realized that he was married to Nancy and attempted to beat himself to death with a hammer. Then the real shit started to arrive. Here’s an article, Five Fast Facts to Know About David Depape. Link: https://heavy.com/news/david-depape/ And another article: DavidContinue reading “Nutty Nancy’s Husband Attacked With Hammer”

Germaphobe Howard Stern leaves ‘bunker’ to dine with pals for first time since 2020

“Infamous germaphobe and COVID-fearing Howard Stern — who has been broadcasting from home since March 2020 — went out to dinner in public for the first time since the start of the pandemic.” Gee, I wonder if he got Dr. Fauci’s permission. Here’s the link: https://pagesix.com/2022/10/03/germaphobe-howard-stern-goes-out-to-dinner-for-first-time-since-2020/

The Bornhol Blow-Up Repeats The Bornholm Bash: Poland Attacks Germany And Blames Russia

“The military operation on Monday night which fired munitions to blow holes in the Nord Stream I and Nord Stream II pipelines on the Baltic Sea floor, near Bornholm Island,  was executed by the Polish Navy and special forces.”  “It was aided by the Danish and Swedish military; planned and coordinated with US intelligence andContinue reading “The Bornhol Blow-Up Repeats The Bornholm Bash: Poland Attacks Germany And Blames Russia”

Elon Musk fans beg for Tesla sex robot after billionaire promises ‘Catgirl’ Optimus

“Elon Musk has caused a Twitter storm after promising a “catgirl” version of his Optimus robot, with excited fans hoping this could mean the birth of a Tesla sex robot.” So instead of just saying “Fuck Tesla,” folks will be able to fuck a Tesla. Ain’t technology great? The link: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/elon-musk-fans-beg-tesla-28128328

Human body parts sold on Facebook leads to arrest of Pennsylvania man

“CUMBERLAND COUNTY, Pa. (WHP) — East Pennsboro Township received a complaint about possible human body parts being soldfrom the 200 block of N. Enola Road on June 14.” “In his residence, Pauley was confirmed to have three full skeletons, approximately 15-20 human skulls, and buckets containing fifteen gallons of human remains and organs such as livers, brains,Continue reading “Human body parts sold on Facebook leads to arrest of Pennsylvania man”