“When he lost his penis to a blood infection, Malcolm MacDonald underwent a groundbreaking procedure to have a new one grown on his arm, before it could be grafted to his groin. However, medical delays have left the 45-year-old with the penis attached to his forearm for the last four years.”
Talk about a conversation starter. And, amazingly, his name isn’t Dick Armey.
I suppose it would make a “pat on the arm” much more enjoyable.
Okay, you pervs. Here’s the link you’re waiting for: https://www.vice.com/en/article/akz4mp/man-lose-penis-grow-arm