A Wild Turkey Is Attacking People in D.C. Multiple Agencies Are In Pursuit

““Because of those turkeys!” says Mr. Robinson, 70, a retired court-services employee. “I was attacked there. Three weeks ago. I was trying to get away from him and he came after me. He wouldn’t let me pass.” “

“The suspect: a male, heavyset, 3½-feet tall, with a blue head and neck, pink flaps on his chin that turn red when he struts, shiny black and fluorescent breast feathers and a large fanned bronze tail. The weapons: sharp beak and talons used to slash passersby in the legs and thighs. The victims: more than a dozen walkers and bikers, including several who have required urgent medical care, tetanus shots and antibiotics.”

From the description, it sounds like Congressman Adam Schiff. Here’s the link: https://www.wsj.com/articles/wild-turkey-attack-washington-dc-11651414703?mod=itp_wsj&mod=djemITP_h