“QUILCENE, Wash. — A woman who accidentally dropped her cellphone into the hole of a pit toilet and fell in while trying to retrieve it had to be rescued by firefighters in Washington state.”
File this one under Deep Shit News. The link: https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2022/04/washington-woman-rescued-after-falling-headfirst-in-pit-toilet-trying-to-retrieve-phone.html?utm_source=WhoWhatWhy+Now&utm_campaign=2be5680257-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2_1_2021_16_41_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6b3f79a618-2be5680257-251739279
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