Police investigate call for woman’s corpse in park only to find out it was a discarded sex doll

“JONES COUNTY – Imagine their surprise when the Jones County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of a deceased woman on a trail in the Hitchiti National Forest only to find it was a lifesized sex doll.”

““Our crack team of investigators arrived on scene, along with Deputy Matthew Dennis, who quickly recognized the body to actually be a life-sized doll, complete with accessories,” Sheriff Butch Reese said. ” Deputy Dennis located the model number (which was very concerning for me). Never missing the opportunity, the crime scene was appropriately processed and the evidence was collected and brought to the Sheriff’s Office.””

I think Deputy Dennis deserves a citation for his actions beyond the call of duty, and should be promoted to lead the sex doll unit. Perhaps there should be a television series based on his exploits.

Click the link for the story, and to see pics of the victim, “now named Selena.”https://www.shorenewsnetwork.com/2022/02/07/police-investigate-abandoned-corpse-only-to-find-out-it-was-a-discarded-lifelike-sex-doll/