Have you noticed the Progressive “sleepy baby” commercial? You must have, those bastards at Progressive keep running it incessantly.
Anyway, have you thought about what went into making that commercial? How did they get the baby to fall asleep when they want? My guess is they loaded up the kid’s formula with fentanyl.
And how many babies did they need to get the shot? i bet they had a roomful of babies, drugged up and waiting for their chance at stardom.
And consider the cost to society. How many infants are headed to rehab, just for one commercial?