“AN ENORMOUS Viking poo may the longest human faeces ever recorded.”
“The long-lost turd was excavated from a now-abandoned Viking settlement – and measures in at a whopping 20cm, or 8 inches.”
Is that really a record? I’m sure I’ve beat that on occasion, but I never thought to preserve it for posterity. Is it like fishing records, say if you’ve caught a big bass you can take it to an official weigh station? Is there a place like that for turds?