Giant Crab Attacks Golfer

“An enormous crab unexpectedly joined golfers for a round on Christmas Island and made off with some of their gear after slicing through one of their clubs “like a chainsaw”.”

“Footage taken on the course shows the huge crab clutching onto the ends of a man’s golf clubs after it appeared to have climbed up his golf bag.”

I blame global warming. But I tell you, it’s just the beginning. Nature is fighting back. Pretty soon we’ll have Greta Thundberg-sized crabs moving off the golf course and attacking the cities. Maybe they’ll be satisfied with a few homeless folks dozing on the sidewalks, but then they’ll move into the suburbs.

I suggest you arm yourselves and stock up on condiments.

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