“An enormous crab unexpectedly joined golfers for a round on Christmas Island and made off with some of their gear after slicing through one of their clubs “like a chainsaw”.”
“Footage taken on the course shows the huge crab clutching onto the ends of a man’s golf clubs after it appeared to have climbed up his golf bag.”
I blame global warming. But I tell you, it’s just the beginning. Nature is fighting back. Pretty soon we’ll have Greta Thundberg-sized crabs moving off the golf course and attacking the cities. Maybe they’ll be satisfied with a few homeless folks dozing on the sidewalks, but then they’ll move into the suburbs.
I suggest you arm yourselves and stock up on condiments.https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/monster-crab-attacks-australian-golfers-on-christmas-island/news-story/ddeeeb2c120d92a9ac82512cfd5a7c06?utm_source=WhoWhatWhy+Now&utm_campaign=aaebd22476-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2_1_2021_16_41_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6b3f79a618-aaebd22476-251739279